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IN THE LAND OF GODS AND MONSTERS I WAS AN ANGEL LOOKING TO GET FUCKED HARD

7 months ago on 20 October 2012 @ 4:43pm 57 notes

OMGGGGGGGGGG.

I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south ;’)

8 months ago on 1 September 2012 @ 2:38pm 11 notes

WHAAAAAAAT?

9 months ago on 12 August 2012 @ 8:33pm 1 note

LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND THINK OF YOUR MOST IMMEASURABLE  AND PROFOUND LOVE YOU’VE EVER BEEN IN.

Hold me in your arms, 

Love me like your best friends did, 
Promise, I won’t hurt you kid, 
Hold me really tight until the stars look big, 
Never let me go. 

All the world is ours, 
Like they say in Scarface kid, 
You can push your drugs and I can make it big, 
Singing CBGB’s have a real good gig, 
Hey you never know. 

Cause baby we were born to live fast and die young, 
Born to be bad, have fun, 
Honey, you and me can be one, 
Just believe, come on. 

If you love me hardcore, then don’t walk away, 
It’s a game boy, 
I don’t wanna play, 
I just wanna be yours, 
Like I always say, 
Never let me go. 

Boy, we’re in a world war, 
Let’s go all the way, 
Put your foot to the floor, 
Really walk away, 
Tell me that you need me more and more everyday, 
Never let me go, just stay. 

We gonna go far, 
I can already taste it kid, 
LA’s gonna look real good, 
Drive me in your car until the sky gets big, 
Never let me go. 

Send me to the stars, 
Tell me when I get there kid, 
I can be your Nancy, 
You can be my Sid, 
Get into some trouble like our parents did, 
Hey, they’ll never know, 

Cause baby we were born to be bad, 
Move on, 
Built to go fast, 
Stay strong, 
Honey, you and me and no one, 
Just believe, 
Come on. 

If you love me hardcore, then don’t walk away, 
It’s a game boy, 
I don’t wanna play, 
I just wanna be yours, 
Like I always say, 
Never let me go. 

Boy, we’re in a world war, 
Let’s go all the way, 
Put your foot to the floor, 
Really walk away, 
Tell me that you need me more and more everyday, 
Never let me go, just stay. 

I remember when I saw you for the first time, 
You were laughing, 
Sparking like a new dime, 
I came over, 
“Hello, can you be mine?” 
Can you be mine, 
Can you be mine? 

If you love me hardcore, then don’t walk away, 
It’s a game boy, 
I don’t wanna play, 
I just wanna be yours, 
Like I always say, 
Never let me go. 

Baby it’s a sweet life, 
Sing it like a song, 
It’s a short trip, 
Only getting one who can count on my love more than anyone, 
Never let me go. 

If you love me hardcore, then don’t walk away, 
It’s a game boy, 
I don’t wanna play, 
I just wanna be yours, 
Like I always say, 
Never let me go. 

Boy, we’re in a world war, 
Let’s go all the way, 
Put your foot to the floor, 
Really walk away, 
Tell me that you need me more and more everyday, 
Never let me go, just stay. 



11 months ago on 22 June 2012 @ 10:02pm 32 notes

I just watched Megan Is Missing…..Holy mother of GOD.

IF YOU LOVE CRAZY ASS, FUCKED UP, HORROR PSYCHOLOGICAL TORMENTING MOVIES, WATCH THIS.


11 months ago on 28 May 2012 @ 6:50pm 2 notes

Miley Cyrus major weight loss is a result of strict exercise regime & a gluten free diet. 

She tweeted: ‘For everyone calling me anorexic, I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight it’s about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!’ And she even told one fan: ‘Everyone should try no gluten for a week! The change in your skin, physical and mental health is amazing. You won’t go back!’

1 year ago on 17 May 2012 @ 11:36pm 8 notes

finding weird, old post of me from a year ago…… what was i thinking, i made myself have two pimples between my eyes 

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1 year ago on 27 April 2012 @ 6:51pm 3 notes

So many amazing things going on in this GIF

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1 year ago on 26 April 2012 @ 10:20pm 1,495 notes

literallysame:

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS SHES DANCING ON BUTTER OH MY GOD

1 year ago on 20 April 2012 @ 2:53am 49,697 notes

LOL Ignorance at it’s finest.

1 year ago on 18 April 2012 @ 3:02pm 4 notes

holy crap this is amazing 

1 year ago on 15 April 2012 @ 9:25pm 60 notes

Coca-cola was introduced in 1886. It was originally promoted as a drink “offering the virtues of coca without the vices of alcohol.” Until 1903, a typical serving of Coca-Cola soda contained around 60mg of cocaine. Sold today, the drink still contains an extract of cocaine leaves. The Coca-Cola Company imports eight tons od the leaves from South America each year, a substance that, if carried into the country by any regular citizen, would result in their arrest and incarceration for “drug trafficking”. Nowadays the leaves are used only for flavoring since the drug has been removed - though molecular traces of cocaine remain in the drink. What happens to the discarded cocaine is obscure and not known to public.

The cocaine is removed from the leaves before the leaves are used in the coca-cola recipe. I’m just wondering where all that cocaine really goes. Do they destroy it? Do they sell it out the back door? I wouldn’t be surprised TBH…

1 year ago on 14 April 2012 @ 4:52am 2 notes

OMG  my lungs, I can’t breathe…..

When Siva sings the first verse:

BUT when Max sang that verse after the chorus:

Like his voice is orgasmic

1 year ago on 12 April 2012 @ 4:46pm 25 notes

rumour:

im laughing so hard i love her so much 

HAHAHA OMG DEEEEEEAAAAAADDD OVER HERE RIGHT NOW she did a perfect imitation of Crunk Coco lmao

1 year ago on 6 April 2012 @ 11:07pm 9,748 notes

Haha omg

1 year ago on 6 April 2012 @ 12:14am 8,034 notes