leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

Exclusive: Lyrics to Lady Gaga’s unreleased song “Fat Kids”

Intro:

We don’t care what doctors say!….We know da truth! Enough is enough of dis horseshit! I am not obese, I was born with my back flab! Don’t tell me I’m less than my Fritos!

1st Verse:

I eat Twix! but it makes me gassy, maybe I should quit!

I love pork! wish I had some more, but I can’t finda fork!

I want your candy stash! I’m a selfish chunk, I really should be smacked!

My parents tried, till they got divorced cause I ruined their pie!

Pre-Chrous:

Ima fat kid and I will survive, oh all the fat kids don’t know wrong from fries!

Ima fat kid and I want some pie, oh all the fat kids, this is our life!

Chorus:

Don’t be insecure if that cow heart is cured

It still taste good to me cus Ima fat kid baby! repeat 2x

2nd Verse:

Can I have yo twix? Degenerate, I’ll steal it, and I’m proud of it!

Pump yo fist! If you’d ratha have some nachos then put up with this!

Oh this turd! I’m constipated, it will not come out. It’s absurd!

I’m so fat, but I don’t give a damn love I love it when you’re mad!

Repeat pre-chours and chorus

Ending verse:

I’m not that typical chunky, Ima fat kid, It’s how my mom & dad raised me

I like my pork smothered in gravy, Ima fat kid that’s the way that they made me

IMA FAT KID, I’LL BE DISASTROUS, WANT EXTRA HONEY, OR I’LL HOLD MY BREATH

Ima fat kid and I will survive, oh all the fat kids don’t know wrong from fries!

Repeat Chorus

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