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Fool's Paradise

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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via  ruinedchildhood  (originally  pregers)
1 week ago on 14 July 2014 @ 6:23am 85,855 notes

1 week ago on 14 July 2014 @ 6:23am 235,168 notes

via  mrcalifornia  (originally  iliveinahologramwithyou)
1 week ago on 14 July 2014 @ 6:21am 137,135 notes

pyrrhics:

nuggetcafe:

山奥にある卵かけ放題な「卵かけご飯専門店」で新鮮で甘みのある濃厚な卵を好きなだけ味わってきた

god is in this picture

via  pyrrhics  (originally  nuggetcafe)
1 week ago on 14 July 2014 @ 6:17am 1,093 notes

Hey, sometimes youtube comments can be amazing and contain insightful wisdom. I especially love the acknowledgement of the second to last commenter about encouraging a stranger. This is awesome.

1 week ago on 11 July 2014 @ 1:12am

kingadam44:

Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness (Official Acapella)

PERFECTION!

GIVE ME LIFE


via  freakosuave813  (originally  instrumentalkingdom)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 4:08pm 9,162 notes

via  youareanobject  (originally  trashedqueen)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 4:08pm 830 notes

freakosuave813:

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

Forever reblog

via  freakosuave813  (originally  laharl-sama)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 4:06pm 765,827 notes

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

via  freakosuave813  (originally  carlosthatsmyname)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 4:06pm 163,450 notes

via  freakosuave813  (originally  iheartmrscarter)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 4:06pm 98 notes

gay4zaynmalik:

Kesha hitting them high notes without auto-tune

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via  freakosuave813  (originally  pasty-tomato)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 4:02pm 11,986 notes

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image


via  lovemetoinfinity  (originally  superb1a)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 3:53pm 232,217 notes

via  freakosuave813  (originally  arrrest)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 3:51pm 16,361 notes

venera9:

To enjoy and experience the full effect, headphones are recommended.

Heavy Metal Lover | Paparazzi | Bloody Mary | Judas | Poker Face


via  venera9  (originally  venera9)
1 month ago on 22 June 2014 @ 3:47pm 15,832 notes

David Gandy. Im trying to have your babies. 

via  limitlessreality  (originally  limitlessreality)
1 month ago on 17 June 2014 @ 1:04am 30 notes